A Kissable Valentine DIY

January 24, 2020 // by doodlet// 2 Comments

Valentine’s Day. A Day to Share Kisses.

For Valentine’s Day I love a cute Heart Banner draped on the Mantle or Hearts fluttering from the chandelier. All Red and Sparkly and Fun. But for this Valentine’s Day, we are in a construction zone, so decorating is out.

Hmmm.

A Valentine’s Day without fluttery hearts? Maybe. But WAIT, rather than the end result…a banner…a swag…Let’s Enjoy the PROCESS.

With KISSES!

And Donuts. 🙂

Play the Kissing Game. Begin with Red Lipstick. Very Bold and Sassy!

Apply the Lipstick With a Heavy Hand. PUCKER and KISS the Card.

Everyone has a Card to Play. Even Mr. Doodle. Always the Good Sport.

Hole-Punch the Card and Thread with String or Pretty Ribbon for Hanging.

One More Step – With Pages from a Catalog, Cut out different sized Hearts.

Run glue down the center fold of the heart and apply to the card.

The Paper Hearts will Flutter like Butterflies. Front and Back.

Cut Freehand Hearts because Love Comes in All Shapes and Sizes.

Mix the Hearts with Flowers.

Hang in an Unassuming Spot Away from the Fray and Celebrate the Day!

The Donuts will always be a Hit. It’s All About Being Together.

Happy Valentine’s Day to All My Loves. 🙂

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David

January 24, 2020 at 6:21 pm

Wearing lipstick was kinda strange, but I am a good sport (lol)

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